Tax and mariage

Nothing makes a man and wife feel closer, these days, than a joint tax return.


Quote by Gil Stern

Tax audit

The Opera reminds me of my tax audit.
It was in a language I didn't understand.
And it ended in tragedy…

quote by Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins

Tax neurosis

Psychiatrist to tax accountant:
"We both treat the same neurosis: what to declare and what to hide"…

Quote by Patrice Leconte and Jerome Tonnerre - Intimate Strangers

Tax

The taxing authority is an uninvited party to all contracts.


Quote by Myron S. Scholes

Sell your soul to the devil

If you sell your soul to the devil,
do you need a receipt for tax purposes?

Quote by Mark Russel

Income tax

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Quote by Lord Thomas R. Dewar

Tax

We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

quote by Winston Churchill

Tax avoidance

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.

John Maynard Keynes

Tax

Fine - a tax for doing wrong. Tax - a fine for doing fine

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Income tax

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Albert Einstein

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