None of your business

What other people think about you
is non of your business

quote by Paul Coelho

Hospitality

When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; 
when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.

quote by Al Capone

Today

There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done.
One is called yesterday and the other is called tomorrow. 
Today is the right day to love, believe, do and mostly live

quote by the Dalai Lama

Succes and happiness

Succes is getting what you want
Happiness is wanting what you get

quote by Ingrid Bergman

Good

Whatever you are
be a good one

quote by Abraham Lincoln

Bargain

A bargain is something you don't need
at a price you can't resist

quote by Franklin Jones

Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

quote by Miles Kington

Fanatic

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind 
and won't change the subject

Quote by Winston Churchill

Old

Burn old logs, 
drink old wines, 
read old books, 
keep old friends.

Quote by King Alphoso X of Castilia

First impressions

First impressions often lie
they always fool the naked eye

Quote by Fischer-Z (Pretty paracetamol)

Dead horse - the classics

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."
However, in government, education, and in corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

  1. Buying a stronger whip.
  2. Changing riders.
  3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
  4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride horses.
  5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
  6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
  7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
  8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
  9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance.
  10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
  11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
  12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
  13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

Clever

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Quote by Oscar Wilde

Success

Success is often achieved by those who don't know that failure is inevitable.
Quote by Coco Chanel

Stars

When the wise man points at the Moon, 

the idiot looks at the finger.


quote by Confucius

Management ?

So much of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to work.

Quote by Peter Drucker

Short

I would have written you a shorter letter, 
but I did not have the time.

Quote by Blaise Pascal

Planning

Plans are worth nothing
Planning is worth everything

Quote by Eisenhower

Drinking (Bukowksi)

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. 

If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; 
if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; 
and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen

quote by Charles Bukowski

Friends

True friends 
stab you in the front

quote by Oscar Wilde

Spider webs

When spider webs unite
they can tie up a lion

Ethiopian proverb

Social

LinkedIn is for people you know
Facebook is for people you used to know
Twitter is for people you want to know

Quote by Jay Baer

Business that an idiot can run - W. Buffett

I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them.
Because sooner or later, one will.

Quote by Warren Buffett

3 Lives

All human beings have three lives: 
public, private, and secret.


Quote by Gabriel García Márquez

Average

The average person thinks he isn't

quote by Larry Lorenzoni